I can see the summer sun rising up ahead.
Summer is just around the corner and you know what that means?
It means alfresco dining, slow walks in late night humidity where you can’t work out if you are just incredibly turned on or if it’s the atmosphere, it means late nights that are lit for memories and early mornings where covers are thrown off and bodies can be admired in the warming sun. Summer is the season where dates get the heat, opportunity and the clarity of long days and clothing optional (to avoid overheating obviously) nights.
But, there is the tiny little detail of it also being the time when this little seasonally incorrect Winter does another turn around the sun. A feat that seemed unlikely just a few short weeks ago. You see, we have even more to celebrate this Summer.
I find myself positively feral with a need so strong you’d think I’d been denying myself a birthday for a lot longer than a little old year - it is time to celebrate! And I do hope we shall we doing it together, horizontally, vertically, your place, my place, a new place! The options are uninhibited.
For a little fun… and because I dreamt it during my afternoon nap this very day, I am toying with the idea of rolling out a birthday raffle. As we all know I usually do one on my favourite holiday - Halloween. But this year I am not doing one on Halloween. With my recent twists and turns a factor, plus it is a little bit fun isn’t it - I’m considering it rather seriously. I’d love to know your thoughts.
Let’s say, it was for a run-away-with-me date..
The 1-3 days option..
Tickets £100..
One winner..
And all entrants can as always turn it into a deposit for another date..
Would you be interested? I might run a poll. Or perhaps you can drop me a line expressing interest and if there is enough - I’ll do it! A little bit of birthday fun and the prospect of a few days of sheer wonder and fun.
In other news - confirmed news! My summer date offers for 2026 have been uploaded and are ready for booking! (Cheers please, applause, confetti, chants of ‘so glad you didn’t die!’)
After a tremulous few months I’ve had to adapt my availability for the time being. Some of you are aware, but I have had to cut back on my availability and I am prioritising quality over quantity. There has to be rest between dates now which is frustrating when you are someone who thrives as a slut and wilts away to nothing as a houseplant. It’s unfortunate, but it is what it is. Until I’m back to my old self and not living with a sleeper cell within me trying to turn me into compost, I have to micromanage my diary in ways I’ve never had to before. That’s not to say I’m incapable of play dates, far from it! I just have to be selective, and with this in mind I am prioritising my summer special date bookings and run-away-with-me dates. These enquiries will get top billing and the most preparation on my side. My on the day availability is limited and I am not scheduling back to back date days so that I can remain in my best condition and be Winter to the max!
When she is called forth!
Pre booking is the way, get out those calendars, don’t be afraid of a schedule and remember ‘planning means banging’ the new rather gutter like mantra, look my brain isn’t what it was right now - and that’s okay… she says, staring into the void. I joke! Anyway moving on!
So this summer you are invited to book one of four types of extended lovers dates. The details of which are up on my website, just head on over to my new ‘summer date offers’ page and read all about it! And, as I am currently taking on less play dates if you can pre pay there is a cheeky little further discount as a Thankyou for fully securing the date. I’ve had a few people lately who’ve cancelled last minute or not turned up at all, which when you are limited in what you book in - beyond frustrating and quite stressful. And remember, stress is my literal arch nemesis right now out to destroy me. With this summers date offers I’m attempting to make sure there is zero stress, maximum fun and a diary I can manage whilst I get over that finish line and live to see another year!
I do hope I’ll be seeing you as I have such fond memories of those who participated last year. If this Summer is anything like the last, then I just know already it’s going to be one not to miss.
With all my love,
Winter x
