Winter’s Wonderland!
Winter is finally here both figuratively and in actuality.
And as you can imagine I am delighted.
As we say bonsoir with a kiss and a wave to the past eleven months I wish to usher in ‘26 with as much fun as humanly possible - within reason. Let there be no injuries for this blushing bride of eternal darkness and sinful conquest. Yes I am in my element now we have reached my namesake season. Give me moonlight and mist, frost with footsteps littering dimly lit streets and of course the carbohydrate heavy feasting and mandatory snuggling that the seeping cold practically demands of us. Yes, Winter is here, we both are.
So without further ado..
Welcome to my wonderland of seasonal special dates and rates to see out 2025 and welcome in 2026.
Winter’s Warmers
20% off all dates of over ninety minutes in duration through until February 28th 2026
So long twenty twenty five, two hour play date for £250
A very festive frolic, three hour play date for £400
You will find a calendar with my availability below, this is updated every time someone makes a booking so the dates available below are correct when you read this.
New Years Eve 2025
I am available to celebrate the end and the beginning of this yearly cycle. Want to see out the old and welcome the new with me?
New Years Eve overnight special rate of £700 for one lucky, lucky gentleman.
The dates visible are days I am UNAVAILABLE. If you scroll over the calendar you should be notified as to what my current availability is through out the days.

